Sunday, October 21, 2012

Short Story: The Two Friends

Once upon a time there was a girl called Lucy and a girl called Jane. They were best friends.

They lived in an old shack with no mother or father.

They had little to eat. So they had to sell their cow. They sold it for 100 euro. So they spent it on food and water.

So now they had a lot to eat and drink. So now they were very happy. And after a year they ran out of food and water. So they went for a walk the next day. They saw a field with lots of apples. They looked so juicy. So they went into the field and had a little picnic in the field. And then they went home, and went to bed.

So the next day they went for another walk to the field for more apples but all the apples were gone. The farmer took all the apples in. So they had to go to another field but they were too tired. So they went home and went to bed.

So the next day the went for another walk. And this time they went to the woods, and they found a dog. It was a boy so they called him, Sam and they brought him home with them. And when they got home they went to bed with Sam.

So the next day they went to the town with Sam and on the way they met a man who wanted to take them home with him, but they said NO and kept walking. So at the town they had a look in the shops and wished they had a lot of money. So after that they went home, and had some food and went to bed.

And the next day Sam woke them up with a bark. So they got up and got dressed and had some food. And went out. So they went out in their boat to an island. And had a long walk around the island. So after two hours they sat down to rest on the edge of the island, but Sam wanted to go home. So they went home in their boat. When they went home they put on a fire to get warm. And they went to bed.

The next day they went for a walk in the woods with Sam.And they climbed trees all day long until it was dark and they went home at dark. And went to bed.

So the next day they went to a field with lovely plums. So they ate some and went for another walk to another field with juicy pears. So they ate some some of them too. After that they went to the park. And after an hour they went home and Lucy got wood for a fire. So they went to bed.

And Jane woke Lucy up and Sam. Jane and Lucy got dressed. They went for a walk to a field with carrots. So they ate them. And went for another walk to the woods to climb trees for 3 hours and then they went home, and went to bed.

So the next day they went to London for Lucys' birthday. They went to live there. They met Lucy's granny. She brought them home with her. So after 20 years Lucy and Jane got lots of money.

The End
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The Two Friends by Kate Ponce de Leon is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Ireland License.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Don't change my channel

I see Dad, flick, flick flicking at this remote thinggy, I'm not quite sure what it does but it for sure drives Mam demented. Posted by Picasa

Friday, August 19, 2005

On the road again

When my parents said they wanted to show me the world, I didn't think I was going happen all in two months!

Ahh it's no so bad, it's always great to meet the extended family and the journey to Kildare wasn't too bad. Today I got to play with Emily and Daniel, I got to use a dummy for the first time, interesting ...... and got to do some exercises on a massive football, all in all a trip worth doing.
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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

My friend Katie

No I haven't started to talk about myself in the third person, no it's my friend Katie from Wexford. While Mam and Olive where chatting over cups of tea, Katie B was teaching me how to break out of a playpen. Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Lots of washing to be done.

Mam always mentions that there are so much of my clothes that has to be cleaned and ironed day in day out. So I've come up with a plan, at the end of each day just put me in the washing on the crinkle free cycle ... hey presto washed clothes, washed baby and no ironing.
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Saturday, August 06, 2005

Get the club points not the point

Who needs to save for a holiday I say, just spend like mad in the shoppping malls, take in all the junk mail that comes in the door, and sure enough a non transferable, restricted departure date, one way ticket, to an airport just 4.5 hours from the actual location I would like to visit, will come swaning in the door, it's that easy.

Oh look it now appears that the family has just won the oppportunity to win the lotto in Azzerbysomewhere?
Now where is Dad's credit card to secure a share in the winning ticket.

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Monday, August 01, 2005

Daddy I'm home

I'm home, I'm tired, I missed you Dad.

Boy was that a long trip home, although I did get a bit of sleep on the plane and in the car. And Ireland, you haven't changed a bit!