Get the club points not the point

Who needs to save for a holiday I say, just spend like mad in the shoppping malls, take in all the junk mail that comes in the door, and sure enough a non transferable, restricted departure date, one way ticket, to an airport just 4.5 hours from the actual location I would like to visit, will come swaning in the door, it's that easy.

Oh look it now appears that the family has just won the oppportunity to win the lotto in Azzerbysomewhere?
Now where is Dad's credit card to secure a share in the winning ticket.

I can't wait to learn how to read.